Madonna Confirmed for Super Bowl Halftime

Today, The NFL confirmed that Madonna will be performing at this year's Super Bowl halftime show on February 5th. After eight years of pretending that they were really sorry for the Janet Jackson "wardrobe malfunction," they have apparently finally decided that it's been long enough, and they can book another used-to-be-famous and used-to-be-risque act for the Super Bowl. Let's all let out a huge sigh of relief: our God-given right to watch a has-been 50 year old in soft focus sing hits from 1987 has been restored.

What do you want to hear Madonna play? I certainly don't care. All in all, this year's Super Bowl is shaping up to be one of the least interesting in years: Madonna performing at half-time, overly politically correct ads after the Groupon incident last year, and almost certainly a win by last year's champions and the currently undefeated Packers.

Maybe the NFL should've just canceled the season after all.